“Any war, before you have exhausted all possible peaceful means, is immoral!”

— Bishop Desmond Tutu, Nobel Peace Prize Winner

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“Well, the male of this family of flies has very large genitalia that look like a big ball and chain affair.”

“The official North Korean myth says he was born in Korea, on a mountain, with a swallow speaking in a human voice announcing the arrival of a general who would one day rule the world.”

— Bruce Morton

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“First of all, you know, size of protests, it’s like deciding, well, I’m gonna decide policy based upon a focus group.”

— President George W. Bush

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“Oh yes, and I have to say, stash away the duct tape — don’t use it — stash it away, and that pre-measured plastic sheeting for future — and I emphasize future — use.”

— Tom Ridge, Secretary of Homeland Security

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“I don’t have $50 million.... I don’t have $50,000.”

— Joe Millionaire

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“Donald Rumsfeld in December 1983 went to Baghdad, met with Saddam Hussein, and was largely responsible for the restoration of diplomatic ties between the U.S. and Saddam which ushered in a period of the U.S. sending weapons to Saddam Hussein.”

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