“44,000 to 98,000 people die every year of medical error, that is more people than die of AIDS.”

— Senator John Kerry

“And when I am gone I want to be remembered as a poet, a peacemaker, and a philosopher.”

— 12-year-old poet Mattie Stepanek on Larry King Live

“You’re driving around, got the lights going — you ever feel like a mosquito cop?”

“The Nike shoe company has reportedly struck another blockbuster endorsement deal, this time it’s a million dollar contract with a 13-year-old soccer star.”

“The President once ridiculed the tax bill he signed today as a little bitty tax cut; today, he hailed it as fuel for an economic recovery.”

“I don’t know who these geniuses are who think we could’ve done this better. I’m sorry they’re not here helping us frankly.”

“Officials here insist the failure to find any banned weapons is not because of bad intelligence, but because intelligence is changing.”