“Some frustrating news tonight for families living near a former pesticide plant in Wastonville; according to the state, the soil around their homes is not toxic enough to cause severe health problems that many suffer from.”

“If it weren’t a war, and all the tragedy of war, you’d almost think this is a Saturday Night Live skit.”

“Officers fired a barrage of wooden bullets and beanbags into a crowd of about 750 demonstrators, injuring at least a dozen, leaving large marks on noses, arms and backs.”

“I can’t tell you if all the fingers are off the throat, but finger by finger it’s coming off.”

“Yeah, when we got the word that it was a uh priority leadership target, uh, immediately, you’re, you know, you get kind of an adreneline rush.”

“Evidence of what happened on Monday everywhere — spent shells, bodies, burnt-out vehicles. Modern warfare is not antiseptic. It smells; you feel it.”

““I read eight headlines that talked about ‘chaos, violence, unrest,’ and it just was ‘Henny Penny, the sky is falling.’ I’ve never seen anything like it.”

— Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense