“Imagine Mr. Bush nude, addressing, addressing the State of the Union. Oh, and imagine also Saddam Hussein, nude, addressing his people. Now what? You know.”

— Nadine Gary, Raelian Protester

“Just last week, a report released by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation found one in three Americans went without health care coverage from some period during the last two years, and eighteen million people never had health insurance.”

“The moon is at its fullest on March 18, one day after a proposed deadline for Iraq to comply with UN demands. The moon won't go totally dark until April 1. But it’s not likely the war would wait until then.”

“Why do people all over the wold believe this is all about oil? Well, duh. Doesn't Iraq have the second biggest proven oil reserves in the world? Doesn't the U.S. consume a quarter of the world's oil? Aren't George W. Bush and Dick Cheney oil men?”

“On Capitol Hill, anti-French sentiment boiled over and spawned a new name on the menu ... Freedom Fries.”

“It's time for people to show their cards.”

— President George W. Bush

“A beggar, turned handyman and then self-proclaimed religious prophet.”