Yeast Infection

Jessy Randall

“Nice girls don’t touch their own genitals.”

Argh I really itch but nice girls don’t ...
It’s killing me I'm melting, melting —
it’s getting worse — I spent
$18.99 not counting tax on medicine —
the guy behind the counter said “Cream
or inserts? Have a nice day!”

I feel like a cave woman — modern people
shouldn't have to suffer like this —

Microwaving my underwear:
ten seconds beep!
ten seconds beep!

“Wash the applicator thoroughly with warm water.”
“Try not to scratch if you can help it.”
“Do not use in girls under twelve.”